The Other Premier League Fixtures Thread (old)

Man Carra, Karius and Hamann need to put their fucking handbags away.

Like a number of users on this site.

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What happened between Karius & Carra?

Karius said the other day that he didn’t care about criticism from Carra and Neville. So Carra told him to “shut up and do your job”.

All very mature.

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People are gobby from behind a screen tbh. Just human nature to argue / disagree anyway.

Carraghar then went on to say " you weren’t telling me to shut up when I bailed you out of a German police station" or something like that even though it was him that told hamman to shut up

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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czgu7cJXAAQRmGb.jpg
https://twitter.com/MC_of_A/status/808447753487577089
https://twitter.com/MC_of_A/status/808449574742487042


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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czg1GG5WIAA6hNo.jpg

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So his stat is called progressive runs and its about passes. :gunnersaurus:

So basically attacking mids make most progressive passes.
So.much effort went into a generally accepted theory.

Just kidding. It’s an interesting analysis.

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You do wonder if the people who make these kinds of graphs even possess the capacity to sit back with a cold beer and actually enjoy a game of football.

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I really like that graph. Very interesting. Unsure as to why this is limited at 15 yards though.

See Karius has finally been binned. It’s set up perfectly for a Mignolet howler now!

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Please David, do us a favour!
Some ball in by Fabregas, lol! :smiley:
Boring game at the Stadium of Light. Hazard is already missed.
Christ! How did Januzaj play for United? He is just crap.
Eriksen and Lallana score for Tottenham and Liverpool.

Cuellar can answer your question for you

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Pickford thinks to be Neuer :arteta:
Conte looks really worried. Need a bit team talk at HT.
Surprise surprise! Stoke down to 10 men. Arnautovic off.
1-0 Fabregas. You can’t count on Moyes to do you a favour.

This season is gonna be too easy for them

Yeah, just give them the title in december :ozil2:

Tbf, it’s Sunderland. Dead last in the league. Can’t rely on them to do anything except beat Newcastle. Which they can’t do this season.

:arteta:

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As if Chelsea weren’t going to win this. The Sunderland defence is as useful as a chocolate teapot!

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There isn’t a title race this season. Chelsea are walking away with the league like they done two seasons ago.

I’ve always thought the best we can do is 2nd and the FA Cup

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Zabaleta 1-0 Citeh. Tap in, far post.