Lukkaku looks dead. Glad I made him ff captain instead of Salah, ffs.
I went for Morata, with Salah as vice. I was trying to be hipster, I knew everyone would have Salah and I need to catch up. My Chelsea mate text me, âif it makes you feel better, Morata should have had a hat-trickâ. Yeah cheers 
Oh this shit actually works.
I was just about to post that this âreplyingâ notification never works butâŠoh well.
After your bet today I wouldnât mock them sort of players 
Southampton look pretty dangerous on the counter attack today, probably due to the crap United defence
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Mkhitaryan finall ball lol!
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Haha true. At least I won some money on it. The funny thing is I was going to bet 4-0, but that was only 22-1. I was too greedy to go for that so went one up.
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That looked penalty to Manure, tbh.
Right decision imo, not a penalty.
Actually feel bad for mocking Lukaku now. Head injury and oxygen mask 
You are nasty.
Manure are putting a lot of crosses in the middle, but it is difficult without Lukaku and Ibra.
Hope Southampton can keep it up in the second half.
FFS! De Gea with a fine save, but Long should have really scored here.
Drinkwater must be the least marketable player in the world lol
Also, Salah is Allah
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Cuscus boy.
Martial on.
United look proper shit.
10 minutes+injury time. Hold on Southampton!
Gabbiadini on.
Pogba started to celebrate what would have been the most skank goal of the season 
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Would have been goal if Pogba hadnât touched it.
That is what ÂŁ90m buys you
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GET IN! MANURE ARE SO SHIT! Love it!
3 draws. 2 of them at home against Burnley & Southampton.
Loving it
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I wonder if JosĂ© is going to mention that the PLâs record signing cost his team three points? Or does the money rule only apply to Man City?
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